If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
My sim after giving birth
I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.
Fanfiction.net:
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
(Source: agent-bartowski)
- mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
(Source: satiroonline)
Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
(Source: shorturl)
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
(Source: tailspack)
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